Sorry... again.

Okay, so I won't be able to update for a couple more days.

Meanwhile, happy late 21st birthday to Sonic the Hedgehog! He's now old enough to get wasted - not that this picture makes him look that old, but all's fine in blah and blah when blahdy blahdy blah. Eh heh heh.

This face? It's the one I use when I don't care.

So, let's do this list style again.

1) I was ill on Friday, but Amy apparently pretended to be a carrot then. She rolled up in a orange sheet and said "I'm a sexy carrot!" - in fact, she shouted it. Outside a room where teachers were holding up "SILENCE - exam in progress" and nobody cared. So there's that for starters.

2) I have created my own FanFiction account. I'll link it in the next post.

3) I have also created a RedBubble account. I will sell pretty things there. My name is Phoenixi, so keep an eye on me for awesome stuffs.

4) I have a really long homework in for tomorrow. Have I started it, you ask? Have I hell!

5) Okay, so this is a short post. More pictures will be in the next one.

Bye for now.

Sorry.

Okay, so I forgot. But here's a load of awesome Sonic pictures til' tomorrow:

Well, see you tomorrow.

In a moment...

...I shall make an actual post.

I promise. Just gotta have tea first.

Until then, Silver as a Chao:

A note.

This isn't a post, but there will be one tomorrow.

So.

*whistles* Well, I'm bored now.

Okay, so I've had an idea. What if I made the world's most confusing word? Like 'unrefrainabilitismical' and 'disunpropercrastinatingunderificaliticismical' or some crap like that.

And now, the actual post.

Firstly, I'm going to Amy's on Saturday. We are going to eat fish custard and create a joint Fan-Fiction account, then we will most likely pass out from awesomeness overexposion. Sorry.

Fun things about today:

1) In Geography, I got to sit at Miss's desk, with a spinny chair. Yay!

2)In ICT, I did some work and Amy showed me pictures of Sherlock and Doctor Who things she was going to buy or make. Yay!

3) I sort of referred to Amy as my girlfriend and made Ashleigh shoot Coke out of her nose in confusion. Note that we are not girlfriends. Yet. Yay!(?)

4) I lost my pen. Then I stole Miss's. Then I lost that pen. Yay!

5) I found a picture of Sherlock and John as Hello Kitty style - here it is:

YAAAAAAY!

6) I then decided to think of rainbows. Yay!

Okay, I'm running out of random stuff today. But I did decide to try and learn better drawing skills, if only for Sherlock fan art. Because the only thing that will make me decide to become better at Art is that kind of sexiness. Yay!

Gotta go now! Yay!

This is going to be what we call 'a thing'.

Okay. Wow. I really didn't expect it to be this cool.

What I mean by this is the story me and Amy are going to write. It's a great big adventure and randomness journey featuring me and her, and starring the casts of Sherlock (BBC, not the 'meh' films), Mario, Sonic, Harry Potter and our school - more specifically, Clyde-to-be, aka Teacher Of Awesome, and everyone else. Here's a few things that might happen, taken as extracts from my notes made in a stolen English exercise book. Oh yeah.

"Mrs. Hudson must bitch-slap someone at least once per chapter, and it can be anyone that isn't from Ruskin. That's our job. And definitely not Clyde-to-be."

"...and everyone falls in love with Moriarty. Come on, who doesn't love him? Any Irish evil geniuses with bad-ass ringtones deserves some love. So."

"You need a good chapter start? Clyde-to-be dancing the Macarena on top of a pyramid in a snowstorm, whilst wearing a top hat. Weren't confused before? That's certainly changed."

There's far more I could say, but I probably shouldn't - most was written at three in the morning, under the influence of tiredness and possibly alcohol. It feels like that water was mixed with something, at least... but that's the basic thing.

We made scones today. Mine were cheesy. Because everything tastes better with cheese. Everything. Even a chocolate and fish finger pizza, and that's already pretty damn tasty.

I should go now, before the tiredness sets back in and stuff starts happening, like before.

80% freedom, 14% imprisonment, 6% chocolate.

Again, I haven't posted for a few days, but that's for the opposite reason to before. I am probably about 65 percent ungrounded, but I can't say for sure. You see, my mum says I'm still grounded, but they're letting me go to the cinema and other things, so am I really still in trouble? Probably not. But anyway, onto the insanity.

On Thursday, I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman. It was pretty good, although Kristen Stewart is completely sticking to her no-smiles policy, it seems. I shared a massive box of popcorn with my friend Ashleigh, and we had a mixture of three different flavours of Slush Puppie before hand. Our tongues should have been rainbows, but they just turned blackish-brown. Sugar overdose, awaaay! Afterwards, we waited in the arcade next door because it was raining, and Ashleigh made me go on one of the DDR machines (you know, the dance mats). Now, I'm pretty good at these, and after a round of medium difficulty, she caught the button and made me go on the hardest difficulty. The first song wasn't too bad, and I got an A-rank, but that's only because it was a song I knew and had practiced at. The final song... oh, bloody hellfire. My legs collapsed beneath me after about ten seconds, though I do think I have that song on my DDR at home, so next time I will well and truly show off.

I go back to school on Monday, but my best friend won't be. She's had to rush off to Poland on a family emergency, and that's all I can say. However, I will have to go semi-loner for the week, else I'll end up punching one of my moronic friend-boys after they make a snide comment about 'just wanted a holiday'. They've done it before, and I sure as hell won't tolerate it again.

Well, that's about it for now. Oh, but I have to leave with an interesting fact... did you know that no two cornflakes look the same? Or that the average human falls asleep after 7 minutes?

Further proof of my abnormality, then.

*apologetic face goes here*

I'm so sorry for not updating for a while, but I have been very busy, and a lot of the stuff I have done shall be noted down in this very long post - at least, it will be when I'm done.

Firstly, I am now a prisoner in my own home. Apart from school, I am grounded for three months. Yes. Not days. Not even WEEKS. MONTHS. My eyes are melting into my nostrils already (whuh?) and there's only been a week so far. I feel like I want to run out of the house at the end - and then probably get hit by a truck. But that's just luck for you.

Then we get on to a few funny things that have happened recently. For example, in Science today we were creating presentations on three people who have changed the way we think about the universe - Ptolemy, Copernicus and Galileo. The only important one is the last one, and here's why:

Teacher of awesome : Can anybody tell me who Galileo was?
Amy : He's just a poor boy, from a poor family!
Me : Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Teacher of awesome : Thunder and lightning, very very frightening!
All : Galileo, Galileo!
Amy : Galileo, Galileo!
Me : Galileo, Figaro!
Sir : Magnifico!

*insert rest of Bohemian Rhapsody here*

Totally spontaneous, I promise.

Oh, and we also watched X-Men today. In English. Whoooo!

I had to improvise a thing in Drama - no brief, just make something up - and I decided to deliberately face-plant for it. In practice, it worked perfectly, but I didn't get to in the final performance. Boo. Oh, and then the teacher kept us behind for ten minutes because of a scrunched up, blank piece of paper.

Yeah.

I should go now, but here's your tongue twister for today - try and say Russian Soldier's Shoulder Holsters five times really quickly. It'll drive you insa- too late. xD

Bye, then.