Ah, the hilarity.

Randomness ahoy. As always.

First -  I absolutely despise stupidity. So.

Anyhoo, I wanted to talk about a crisis in the modern world - buttons. Don't any of you care that buttons are going to take over the world? It's such a scheme. See, they start off easy and kind to you, quick to slip into their slots. Then, all of a sudden, you find it slippery. Then they won't stay in. And then they break off into freedom and hide in the cracks of your house, and you decide to leave them there because you hate them for all the trouble they've caused. You'll get a new one, it'll be nice to you. But this process repeats, and then there will slowly become a button team in your house, about twenty. Twenty for every house.

Then they take over the world.

So, there you go. Here's a list of Sherlock things while I leave.

Jim Moriarty is hot.
John Watson is cute.
Greg Anderson is awesome.
Sherlock Holmes is sexy. x_^
Also, Mrs Hudson is not your housekeeper, damn it.

That will be all.